Ha ha nyc

Måste plugga en av mina favoritwebsidor. Om jag har tid över går jag in här och fnissar mig fram. Ur veckans skörd:

Ghetto mother to obnoxiously loud child: Stop it! Stop it! I said stop it! Oooh, girl I am gonna sell yo ass for a Lexus and a mansion if you don't stop!

--L Train

Mother to small child lagging behind: Do you want to go home with another family?

--South St Seaport

Overheard by: shopgirl